Saturday, April 24, 2010
The sun in super mario 3 - I have a hard enough time trying to dodge goombas and turtles without this constipated fucker swooping down on me every 2 seconds.
Skeletons in Demon's Souls - Unlike skeletons in most games, these dickheads are FAST. They're also agile and can dish out tons of damage in seconds.
Flying Enemies - They're always hard to hit and annoying. We don't enjoy fighting bats or birds or other stupid shit. Smarten up, video games.
Anything that poisons/paralyzes/petrifies you - These status effects are just annoying and force you to carry around tons of otherwise useless items.
The babies in Dead Space - These little turds aren't even dangerous on their own but they love to hit you with their projectiles just in time to stun you so a real enemy can eat your face.
Snipers - Just like in real life, snipers are never any fun to fight in games. They suck in online games and they suck just as bad in single player games.
Ultros - He is just a dick in general and I can't stand him. Fuck you Ultros.
Lava and Spikes - They aren't even enemies but they can still fuck right off.
Mini bosses in Mega Man - I always hate fighting them because they're just stupid and I want to get to the actual boss so I can jump through the boss doors.
Seth - The cheapest fucking boss ever. Hey seth go eat a bag of dicks.
Killer Croc in Batman AA - Absolutely terrible and boring to fight. What were they thinking?
And now for the grand finale. The #1 most hated enemies in the history of the galaxy are....
Enemies that steal your items
ARRGH FUCK YOU GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD THOSE ARE MY MAGIC POTIONS!!!!!
Posted by Big D at 8:43 AM