Since starting this blog we have been focusing more on trying to write/draw funny or interesting stuff. But it just occurred to me that we haven't really even introduced ourselves. So allow me to dip into the mail bag and answer a few Frequently Asked Questions.
Q: Who are you guys anyway and why should I care?
A: We are Dan and Jaison, two incredibly cool and handsome friends who went to college together. We both studied animation and while I was pretty terrible at it, Jaison is some kind of art genius. Which is why I mostly write and he does the creative.
Q: What made you assholes think the world needs another video game blog?
A: We spend most of our free time either playing games, reading about them or talking about them. It always bugged us that there are some things other sites never talk about. We figured if nothing else this would be cathartic. Sometimes you gotta do a thing.
Q: Do you guys really live together?
A: No that's just a rumor.
Q: In your reviews why don't you guys use any kind of point or grade system?
A: Because statistics can prove anything, 98% of people know that. Also, scores are pointless when it comes to describing how much we actually enjoy a game. Do you rate everything else in life on a point scale? "Yeah honey that roast beef was pretty good, I'd give it a 7.5 at least!" or "That sex was pretty decent. I give it a 6.8 because you stopped trying at the end." You won't be getting either of those again...
Q: You guys suck!
A: That's not really a question, but we are aware.
Q: Why don't you guys do many comics?
A: Because Jaison is a lazy sack. Ok he is actually working 2 jobs and barely has time to organize my action figures, let alone draw anything. He also has this weird disorder where everything he makes has to be QUALITY. I know, it's hella strange. I am much more in favor of quantity, regardless of quality.
Q: What ever happened to your series on MMOs?
A: Ahehe. That would be me dragging my ass like a dog on a new shag carpet. It turns out just thinking about MMOs makes me depresssed, and it's not much fun to write when you're depressed. It is in the tubes though, and it WILL be a humdinger I promise.
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A: Ok I think that one was actually spam. Can't argue with meat poles though!
Well that's it for this edition. If you have any questions you'd like to see in a possible future installment, email them to us at Gamefudge1@gmail.com