Friday, June 4, 2010

Call of Duty: Money Whorefare 2

Like that title? So edgy it hurts.

Anyway see what happens when you set a precident, people? First everyone cried "Fifteen dollars for a map pack that is OUTRAGEOUS A BLOO BLOO!!" Then as soon as it came out you all ran and bought it like good little robots. I am ashamed of all of you, and especially you Jaison.

Because now instead of actually fixing their game they just shat another big fat turd right into our waiting mouths and everyone is going to gobble it up. "Only 15 dollars? Yes I will have some more, OM NOM NOM"

Despite feigning all this impotent nerd rage, it doesn't really bother me much. What does actually bother me a bit is this trailer.

Specifically the part where Bowling says something to the effect of "Remember those lame, unbalanced parts of our old maps? Well we fixed them now that we're re-selling them to you!" So obviously they were aware of the problems. Then why didn't you fix them the first time around you chode!

Next time release a map pack that causes anyone who equips a tac knife to explode into a shower of dongs, then maybe I'll buy it.

1 comment:

  1. ah, the poor guy sounds like he has a touch of the flu, a little stuffed up. Yet he struggles through the interview regardless, what a trooper.

    I'm sold!!! I'll buy 3 of those map packs. Anyone who will go out and do his job even though he is sick, wow. JUST WOW!!