Friday, December 3, 2010

Why Diablo 3 Looks Dumb

I feel the need to elaborate somewhat on why I said Diablo 3 looks lame earlier. I'm not usually a person to hate on something just because it's new. Though I love the first game, the franchise is not dear enough to me that I would 'sperg out and shout "OMG WTF there are other colors besides black?? This game is SUCKY AS SHIT!!! *FART* *POOP*"

Anyway, let's just check out the character trailers.

Cringe-worthy lines:

"You always have a choice."
"As long as I'm here, they are the prey. And the hunter."
"I stand alone...and if they keep coming I will never stop killing!"

Cringe-worthy lines:

"Welcome to the city of your death, hero!"
"Reveal yourself...deceiver!"

So yeah, that's basically why. The dialog was so awful, I'd say it was written by a 12 year old but I don't want to insult kids like that. Then there is all the retarded looking matrix fighting that doesn't fit the tone of the series at all. And don't get me started on the character and monster design, which looks like WoW took a big runny shit all over it. Overall nothing about this game turns my crank, which is sad because we've all been waiting for it so long.

At least they won't make you buy a separate game for each character...

1 comment:

  1. All else fails, throw a little matrix loving in the mix. Its like holding up shiny keys infront of a babies face for gamers.