Ok, this is it. Man vs machine in the ultimate match up! But before we meet our contenders, I need to take some precautions first.
OK, now that the soda has been secured let's meet our first contender! Weighing in at 170 lbs, the Mandana with the Bandana , The Beard to be Feared.....BIIIIIIG D!
In the other corner, weighing in at 2 lbs 3 ounces....It's the console you can't help but love to hate, VIRTUAL BOOOOOOOYYY!
The rules are simple: 2 hours with no breaks allowed! The games will be Mario Tennis and Wario World (The only two I own!) HEAVEN OR HELL! DUEL 1: LET'S ROCK!
First up was Mario Tennis. This one didn't get played very long because the AI is complete cheating bullshit. Even on easy difficulty it made me want to smash a bro. I ended up playing Wario Land for the remainder of the challenge.
So far so good!
Time dragged on soooo slowly. It was mostly due to the fact that I was super uncomfortable. I had to squish my big old nose in there and my neck cramped up pretty badly. My eyes were watering and by the end I was a hurting unit.
Thank GOD that's over now! I think I'm gonna....wait wh.....what's that?
Oh god! oh wait no...OH NO!!!!!!!!!!