Sunday, July 18, 2010

The Virtual Boy Challenge

Ok, this is it. Man vs machine in the ultimate match up! But before we meet our contenders, I need to take some precautions first.

OK, now that the soda has been secured let's meet our first contender! Weighing in at 170 lbs, the Mandana with the Bandana , The Beard to be Feared.....BIIIIIIG D!

In the other corner, weighing in at 2 lbs 3 ounces....It's the console you can't help but love to hate, VIRTUAL BOOOOOOOYYY!

The rules are simple: 2 hours with no breaks allowed! The games will be Mario Tennis and Wario World (The only two I own!) HEAVEN OR HELL! DUEL 1: LET'S ROCK!

First up was Mario Tennis. This one didn't get played very long because the AI is complete cheating bullshit. Even on easy difficulty it made me want to smash a bro. I ended up playing Wario Land for the remainder of the challenge.

So far so good!

Time dragged on soooo slowly. It was mostly due to the fact that I was super uncomfortable. I had to squish my big old nose in there and my neck cramped up pretty badly. My eyes were watering and by the end I was a hurting unit.

Thank GOD that's over now! I think I'm gonna....wait wh.....what's that?

Oh god! oh wait no...OH NO!!!!!!!!!!



  1. OH GOD NOOO!!! it Diet??

    If not, Oh GOd NOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!

  2. It was diet! But still, Green tea and berries and carbonation AAAHHH. WHy didn't I listen, Damn my foolish curiosity!!