Look Around You - Computer Games

Legend of Grimrock

No, not the dinobot. I'm talking about the awesome looking First-Person RPG by indie developer Almost Human. It's coming out next Wednesday so mark your freaking calendars!



Will we ever post anything besides videos? Maybe......Some day....

Bioware Gives Fans What They Want

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Holy crap I love these guys.

Sad But True

Skyrim the Musical

I would have probably enjoyed the game more if it was like this.

Kid Got Game

I never got fifty-thousand on anything. God I am such a failure.

Bioware Owns Nerds with Charity

In case you haven't had enough of people not shutting up about Mass Effect 3's ending, this news story is pretty hilarious. If you're averse to reading anything on MSNBC (And why wouldn't you be?), the gist of it is that a bunch of whiny babies paid $1000 to have some cupcakes sent to Bioware in some kind of passive-aggressive protest against Mass Effect 3's ending. Bioware promptly gave them all to a local youth shelter, as an equally symbolic "Fuck you!" gesture. The ethics of using charity as a way of getting back at people are open for debate, but the whole story struck me as pretty hilarious. Go Bioware!

I think I speak for all of us when I say shut the hell up you dweebs. It's a video game, jesus christ. I can count the number of games I've played which had decent endings on one hand, and that's being really generous. When I was a kid, you were lucky if you got two lines of broken engrish. "Conglaturation... You Have Beaten a Grate Game! Now Go Our Heroe!"

Bitching on the internet is grand tradition, but these stories of people going after developers personally really makes me wonder what is these people's major malfunction. I will never understand the sense of entitlement these 'fans' have, which I guess makes me glad we don't have any. Besides, I was hating Mass Effect before it was cool.

Unfortunate Sticker Placements

Courtesy of The Chive.

Battlefied 3 Metro Advanced Strategy

BF3, putting the FUCK back in clusterfuck.