Duke Nukem Old vs New

VS


I know it's hard to top the original. It just so perfectly captures everything that Duke is about. Big guns, violence and 90's attitude (or 'tude as we called it). But I dunno, the new one really doesn't do anything for me.

Doesn't help that the perspective is all fucked up. We are looking up at him I guess? Then why is everything behind him straight on? Or maybe he's laying on his back? Then he must be crushing the lady behind him. You'd think after all these years they could come up with something a little better.