Reptile What Happened to You?

If you ask anyone who is the coolest Mortal Kombat character, they will probably say Reptile. I mean, he looks just like Scorpion and Sub Zero, except he's green and shoots acid. Also he can turn invisible...kind of a Mary Sue if you ask me.

Anyway I can't be the only one to cry a single indian tear when I saw screenshots from the newest MK game. Where he goes from this:

To this:


Uuuugh why! Why would you do this to me? To us? Maybe it's all just a clever ruse to sell more pre-orders by including a bonus costume that doesn't look balls-out-the-ass retarded. Oh wait, that's probably exactly what it is. Pre-order at Amazon today and get this "classic" reptile skin.



Maybe I should quit complaining, I mean it could be worse. At least it's not MK 4....