Ugh, Why Namco?

Apparently some marketing genius decided that Dark Souls wasn't "Hip" or "Fresh" enough, or whatever the kids say these days. So here's the new trailer we get.

Jesus guys, everyone knows there's nothing more uncool than trying too hard to be cool. That's why Demon's Souls was so much better than all the retarded crap coming out these days. It didn't need Epic Set Piece Battles or Fifty Cent doing voiceovers. It was what it was, and it didn't give a fuck about you.

Now this is how you make a trailer.