Saturday, January 15, 2011

I'll Try For a Quick Hit n' Run! *Smug*


Just a quick suggestion guys, if you're going to rip off Modern Warfare, maybe don't call your game Modern Combat. Anyway despite being completely unoriginal, this game actually looks pretty fun. The guns look like they have real kick to them, and I didn't see a single knife!

Plus it has Move support and only costs 8 bucks. That's less than a CoD map pack. Sad though, I know it's going to be judged against 60 dollar games since it looks so much like CoD.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Bad Company Vietnam Impressions


After holding out as long as possible, I finally caved and bought this expansion...map pack...thing. I'm glad I did because as people have been saying, it's excellent.

First thing you notice is the presentation, which is top notch. The game makes good use of licensed (if a bit overplayed) 'Nam era music. The menus are slick and the intro to each level is done in a very authentic style. There are 5 maps and a few new guns. Not really as many as I would have hoped, but for 1200 points you're already getting a fair bit. The WW2 era weapons from BC 2 like the thompson and m1911 weapons are also available for use which is cool.

So how does it play? Well quite a bit differently from regular BC 2. There are no scopes except on sniper rifles, no motion sensors or tracer darts and no annoying fucking UAVs. So in a word, awesome. DICE is really proving that less is more by going back to their roots a bit. It really got me thinking about what makes these games enjoyable to begin with.

I think there is a point where you definitely reach diminishing returns when you keep adding crap to your game. Not only does it get exponentially harder to balance things, it's also confusing for new players and can be frustrating for experienced players. It is super annoying to not know how or why you died, and when you have motion sensors, mortars, shotgun slugs and all other crazy shit flying around anything is bound to happen. Keep things simple. A weak fast firing gun, a strong slow firing gun, a shotgun for up close, etc. We don't need 50 variations on the same gun when there's almost always 1 or 2 that render the rest obsolete.

Speaking of balance, it seems DICE has absolutely no idea how to balance anything that flies. In Battlefield 2, planes were ungodly nightmares raining death on all below them. In BC Vietnam the choppers are more like flying fart boxes. There are no AA guns or tracer missiles, but your rifles and machine guns do a really good job of taking them down. Luckily tanks seem decently balanced. Blowing them up with rockets isn't as hard as normal BC 2 which is a good thing. They get a flamethrower alternate fire which is hilarious and much more useful for taking out those little cocksuckers that try to plant C4 on you.

Overall I am very impressed with this expansion. Maybe in time I will grow to hate it, afterall familiarity breeds contempt (Just ask Jaison). But for now I think it is a very good addition that mixes things up in all the right ways. Plus I like to run around the map pretending I am Forrest Gump.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Black Ops Venn Diagram

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Courtesy of penny arcade forums.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Hey What's This?

Oh look a Dead Space 2 launch trailer, let's watch it!



Interesting choice using Smashing Pumpkins for the audio but I think it really works. With each passing day my boner for dead space 2 grows more powerful!

Guy Gets Mad at FF 13 on Xbox

*WARNING - Contains angry nerds and swearing. This is a re-enactment of an actual Gamefaqs post*




I know it's old, but still hilarious.

Luckiest Killstreak Ever!!!

You have to be good to be lucky and lucky to be good. This is definitely a case of the latter. There's no doubt Black Ops is full of bullshit but finally it was on my side for a change. See for yourself.



I don't even know how I hit the forth guy, my gun wasn't pointed anywhere near him. But that's Call of Duty for you.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

A Holy Relic?

Oh wait, it's actually a Duke Nukem Forever pre-order circa 2001.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Secret Weapons - Dead Space Backpack

With Dead Space 2 arriving in just a couple weeks, what better way to show what a total whore for DS you are than buying a backpack that looks like the RIG Isaac wears; complete with life bar and stasis gauge.



Sad thing is that I would actually buy one of these if they didn't look so dorky. I mean, make no mistake, I am certainly a nerd. And not one of those creepy weirdos that uses the term affectionately. I am a pocket protecting, star wars figure collecting NERD. But even I would feel embarassed wearing something like this around. That and it costs 108 American dollars...

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Xbox Live Circlejerk

According to this article, Avatar Kinect is coming to Xbox Live this spring. What is it? Basically a glorified chat program that reads your movements and links them to your avatar as you chat. So now I can't even scratch my ass while I am talking to Jaison? Count me out, compadre.

Considering you can't even play Uno on live without being treated to a picture of a scrotum, I can't fathom who possibly thought this would be a good idea. Avatar Kinect: useful communication tool, or the next revolution in sexual harassment? You be the judge.